This is an obvious provocation of the United States by Iran and we must respond with the strongest actions possible. That's why I have on my own authority launched operation third front. We at this moment are preparing bombers that should be over Tehran in the next few hours. After we have decimated the country's infrastructure we will send in soldiers to secure the peace and help the people towards democracy.
Then some well-meaning aid would whisper in the former president's ear that Iran has no connection to this event. Mr Bush would respond with, "So what?"
Your First Amendment right to free speech is a privilege and comes with a measure of responsibility. You have the right to exercise that responsibility here but we reserve the right to inform you when you've used that right irresponsibly.
We are benevolent dictators in this regard. Enjoy.
George Bush would respond to the event:
ReplyDeleteThis is an obvious provocation of the United States by Iran and we must respond with the strongest actions possible. That's why I have on my own authority launched operation third front. We at this moment are preparing bombers that should be over Tehran in the next few hours. After we have decimated the country's infrastructure we will send in soldiers to secure the peace and help the people towards democracy.
Then some well-meaning aid would whisper in the former president's ear that Iran has no connection to this event. Mr Bush would respond with, "So what?"
See? I can do sarcastic fiction too.
"...Iran has no connection to this event."
ReplyDeleteSays who? Some aid?
Probably Scott McClelland. He had an ancestor who acted a lot like Obama during the early part of the War of Northern Aggression, didn't he?