My stomach actually became upset when I read this.
Our resident trolls will praise whoever was responsible for this use of liberal tactics.
If I were Norm Coleman or one of his contributors, I'd want to stick a 10 gauge up his/her (most probably "their") ass and pull the freaking trigger!
Of course, he/she, they would probably like it at first.
I'd just tell the judge it was rough-sex and plead innocent.