- Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised
- Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs
- You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse you of doing
- Liberals don't debate, they argue
- The only standards liberals have are double standards
- Liberals feel, conservatives think
- Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money
- Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush
- The Liberal creed is, "Do as I say, not as I do"
- Liberals get older, but they never get smarter
- There are no honest liberals. If they were honest-- especially to themselves --they would not be liberal
- A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business
- Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons)
- Liberals lack a sixth sense that is standard equipment in conservatives -- common sense
- Liberals never stop hating
- There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived
- Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off
- Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people
- Liberals always choke on their own medicine
- When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence
- The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down
- Liberals not only refuse to admit their mistakes, they refuse to learn from them
- Liberals can dish it out, but they can't take it
- Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger
- Liberal diversity is only skin deep
- The convoluted mind of a liberal resembles a Mobius Strip; it only has one side, can only see one side, and can therefore only understand and operate on one side, which makes the liberal mind capable only of limited thought.
- Facts are only facts if a liberal says it is.
Truth About Liberals
The first 25 distilled from the sharp mind of Lone Ranger, and added to thereafter by your humble hosts.