Truths About Liberals

  1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised
  2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs
  3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse you of doing
  4. Liberals don't debate, they argue
  5. The only standards liberals have are double standards
  6. Liberals feel, conservatives think
  7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money
  8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush
  9. The Liberal creed is, "Do as I say, not as I do"
  10. Liberals get older, but they never get smarter
  11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest-- especially to themselves --they would not be liberal
  12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business
  13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons)
  14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that is standard equipment in conservatives -- common sense
  15. Liberals never stop hating
  16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived
  17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off
  18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people
  19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine
  20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence
  21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down
  22. Liberals not only refuse to admit their mistakes, they refuse to learn from them
  23. Liberals can dish it out, but they can't take it
  24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger
  25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep
  26. The convoluted mind of a liberal resembles a Mobius Strip; it only has one side, can only see one side, and can therefore only understand and operate on one side, which makes the liberal mind capable only of limited thought.
  27. Facts are only facts if a liberal says it is.



Truth About Liberals
The first 25 distilled from the sharp mind of Lone Ranger, and added to thereafter by your humble hosts.